Took the cannon ball down to the ocean, across the desert from the sea, the shining sea. I rode a ladder that climbed across the nation, 50 million feet of earth between the buried and me, and here I have to liveblog this pro wrestling show for you, folks. The show opens with Excalibur hyping up tonight’s show for us. We get “earlier today” footage of the Young Bucks talking about the anniversary and how Matt Jackson has a founding father-level entrance for tonight, it’s bonkers and huge and it’s gonna cost a pretty penny but he’s gonna make some calls and get it done. Nick Jackson takes the big sack of money into a nearby casino to double it but of course he ends up gambling it all away. Matt rolls up on a distraught Nick in the parking lot talking about this great entrance but he picks the bag up and discovers it’s empty and berates his younger brother and we cut to them standing in the ring, no money and no fancy entrance.

Omega and the elder Jackson to start, Kenny in control, tag to King, flapjack puts Nick into Matt and a senton follows! Tag to Bandido, assisted crossbody, ducking and dodging, the Macarena, Bucks cut him off, he manages a double arm drag, Bucks land on their feet and they do the Macarena! Double Frankensteiner, Omega runs in, double dropkick, high fives and the Macarena! Brody takes the Bucks out for his teammates, he ain’t dancing and Alexander tags in but gets sideswiped by King and thrown to the floor! Omega takes everybody out with a plancha and Bandido follows up with a suicide Asai moonsault! Back inside, Brody with scoops and slams, doubleteams and Bandido slams King into Josh! Alexander with a mat slam backbreaker, tag to Matt, corner hanging neckbreaker, tag to Nick, senton, assisted dropkick takes King out, Superkick Party for Bandido, wheelbarrow Ace Crusher follows! Double whip, Ken with a front kick, an enzuigiri, block a kick, chop the ankle, Kotaro Krusher / bulldog combination!