AEW returned to what this Men At Work fan will always think of A Land Down Under today (Feb. 14), as Grand Slam Australia taped at Sydney’s Qudos Bank Arena. The entire card will air on TNT and stream on Max tonight as a two-and-a-half hour special in Collision’s usual timeslot — 8 p.m. Eastern. Grand Slam Australia actually happened Saturday evening local time, however. Which means the show was in the books before much of the United States was even awake on Valentine’s Day.

Hangman Page def. Andrade El Ídolo to become the #1 contender to the AEW World title. He’ll challenge the winner of today’s main event at Revolution next month. Toni Storm & Orange Cassidy def. Death Riders’ Marina Shafir & Wheeler Yuta in a hair vs. hair match. Storm pinned Yuta, who was then given a pretty unfortunate haircut (unless he’s going for a Temu Shaolin monk look, then it look’s great!) TNT champion Kyle Fletcher successfully defended his newly won title in a ladder match against Mark Briscoe, winning their best-of-seven series in the process. The hometown champ debuted a custom belt and declared himself AEW 4 Life during his post-match celebration.

It’s very fitting for this day of love, we’re treated to the platonic, yet sapphic undertones of the Babes of Wrath. Harley Cameron at last year’s Grand Slam Australia failed to capture the TBS Championship from Mercedes Mone. This year, can she and Willow Nightingale accomplish what seems like an impossible task? A victory over The Megasus, Megan Bayne, to defend their AEW Women’s World Tag Team Championships. Elsewhere, we have the potential budding relationship between “Timeless” Toni Storm and Orange Cassidy. Storm is no stranger to going down under. The beloved Australian icon is ready to get rough and dirty against Marina Sharif and Wheeler Yuta. Storm is hardcore and is ready to trim the bush that is Wheeler Yuta’s mop, or Sharif’s braids. Already, I’ve got KC and the Sunshine Band and the tune to “Give It Up” in my head.